10 Hilarious Wedding Vows That Will Leave Your guests in stitches

When it comes to writing your wedding vows, it can be tempting to play it safe and go with the traditional “I promise to love and cherish you” type of vows. But if you’re looking to add a little personality and humor to your big day, why not try writing your own funny wedding vows?

To help get you started, we’ve rounded up 10 of the funniest wedding vows that we could find. From vows that poke fun at the bride and groom’s less-than-perfect qualities to ones that are just plain goofy, these vows are sure to get a laugh out of your guests.

1. “I promise to love you, even when you leave your socks on the floor or your toenails need to be clipped.”

2. “I promise to always be there for you, even when you’re being a pain in the ass.”

3. “I promise to love you even when you’re old and wrinkly and your farts smell like death.”

4. “I promise to love you, even when you snore like a freight train and hog all the covers at night.”

5. “I promise to love and cherish you, even when you’re PMS-ing or when you’ve had a bad day at work.”

6. “I promise to love you even when you’re at your worst… which, let’s be honest, is pretty much all the time.”

7. “I promise to love you, even when you’re being a total drama queen/king.”

8. “I promise to love you, even when you forget our anniversary or our kids’ birthdays.”

9. “I promise to love you, even when you’re being a complete and utter pain in the ass.”

10. “I promise to always love and cherish you… even though there are days where I can’t stand the sight of you.”